"No problem, I'll seduce and own them by month's end!"
"I'm odd. Indigestion or flu?
"Oh cool, I'm falling in love." (60 seconds later) "Oh no, I'm falling in love!" (5 minutes later) "Wait a minute, I can totally do this. It's all good."
"I can't go through another heartbreak again. I haven't fully gotten over my ex."
"I can't think of anything better than being loved by me."
I shouldn't fell in love right now. My priorities are higher."
"F*ck. "I'm overwhelmed."
I need a seducing plot. I don't want to alarm them."
I'm diligent. I'll focus on winning their love."
Yes, I must be mistaking love with admiration for social justice. I couldn't feel for anyone."
I've penned 10 songs, love notes, and fine art inspired by them. I'm probably in love."